Despite my reputation as a bloated forest dwelling sex offender, I manage to make people laugh with my dark and irreverent sense of humor.
Here are few FAQ’s about me:
Where are you from?
I am creative donkey. I live in the hills feeding on honey comb and pigeon meat. I was thrown out from my house after I had a fight with my house owner. It was his fault, he kept on nagging me saying I did not pay rent for past 4 month.
What with you do to him?
Nothing at all. It really wasn’t a big deal. The guy was fine, but everyone turned it into this huge ordeal. During a fight, I broke his eye socket, fish-hooked his cheek apart and broke his three tooth with a rod. He also suffered brain damage from blood loss, but that is more the paramedics fault than mine for letting him bleed out for so long. After that I was banned from living in the house.
Your hobbies?
My favorite hobbies are hooker night-out, chainsaw juggling, feeding kittens to the tiger, and playing prank on my blind friend. Once I made him smoke a cigaret filled with gun powder (he he that was fun). On the Sunday afternoon, I like to oil my body and sunbath.
How much money do you have in your pocket?
Isn’t today Tuesday? Why would I carry money on dry days?
Are your emails real one?
Absolutely. All the emails has happened in real time with real persons. Although I only irritate to those people who trouble themselves with the things that are never gonna effect their life in any ways. Having said, I do edit my grammars and spellings before posting it online.
Good day! Do you use Twitter? I’d like to follow you if that would be ok. I’m definitely enjoying your blog and look forward to
new posts.
Thanks for the read. Your posts crack me up 😉
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Thanks for checking me out – your site looks great! 🙂
Thanks for dropping by!
Thanks for the likes! You are very, very funny!
You’re funny–thanks for stopping by foodforfun so I could find you:-)
Thanks for visiting my blog and liking “Something Happens”.
Highly entertaining irreverence. Have you considered being a standup comic?
well never attempted yet 😛
Hey there! I’ve nominated you for “One Lovely Blog Award” hope you’ll love it and accept it… 🙂
http://thevoiceofateenager.wordpress.com/2012/09/07/one-lovely-blog-award/
Hello There,
I’ve nominated you for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award. Check your link here: http://bunnypawfarm.com/2012/08/15/very-inspiring-blogger-award/ . Thank you for inspiring me!
Best Wishes,
Bunny Paw Farm
Thanks for the look-see……a bit Monty Python you are….cheers… the Hack.
This makes me happy! Thank you … 🙂
Thanks for visiting my blog – http://green4urhome.wordpress.com
Come back often to read new posts and feel free to refer your friends!
Thanks for visiting our blog! Yours is a creation that I’d never seen before and find thoroughly intriguing. -Steffi
Thanks for liking my blog post- on hair stylists. Checking you out.!
You have an awesome blog! I love it!
rofl your twisted But FUNNY rofl
Thanks for visiting Bohemian Prose. Funny stuff on here…
I just dropped by to thank you for visiting my blog
Hey! Thanks for visiting my blog and ‘liking’ my photograph! Keep blogging;)
Hi. Thanks for your like on my blog! Have a great day!
Thanks for dropping by my blog and checking out my photos. Love your style mate
Thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving a “like”. I enjoy your unique style Donkey.
Thanks for dropping by our blog. Keep up with the posts! 🙂
Thanks for dropping by. Random funny is an art form not many appreciate.
Blue Skies!
CricketMuse
hi i’m dyaz from indonesia.. thanks for like my post.. and your blog is awsome and interesting..
thanks.. nice too know you..
“salam kenal” (indonesia language)
Wow, I see you have quite a following! Thanks for the ‘llke’ on my Pics from the Preserve: Canada Geese post. Appreciate it so much!
Thanks for dropping by in my blog 🙂
Thanks for stopping by and the like!
Many thanks for liking my recent post. I much enjoyed visiting your site as well.
Thank you for visiting Writer’s Cottage! And your blog made me laugh on a grey winter day -:)!
Thanks for the like!
Hahahah you made me laugh, i kinda think of the same stuff that you make fun about relationships!
Thnx for liking my post today bthw 🙂
Hey !
Thanks for visiting my blog and the like.
But mainly because that is how I found yours, you’re fucking hilarious
Thanks for stopping by my blog and for the follow
Hi,
thanks for liking my today’s post. Your blog looks promisingly funny. I look forward to discovering it. All the best !
Hi,
thanks for liking my today’s post. Your blog looks promisingly funny. I look forward to discovering it. Cheers !
I love your sites name! Fun stuff 🙂
thanks for liking my post on Silver Flower
xx
Thanks
Your blog is so fun! Thanks for stopping by mine.. I enjoy yours 🙂
Colette.
Thanks or liking my site!
Thanks for your appreciation and the opportunity to know you. You have a great blog and i visit him often. Good luck!
Hola Creative Donkey! Thanks for popping in my blog! I must say your humor is SEXY! haha
Hola Creative Donkey! Thanks for popping in! I must say your humor is SEXY! haha! 🙂
Oh, my! What a creative project. It makes it a bigger pleasure that you “liked” my recent post, “Escape.” I just popped in to thank you. 🙂
Thank you so much for the like! Really enjoying your site 🙂
Thank you for visiting my blog, gruundehn.wordpress.com, and liking it. I like your as well and am putting it in my favorites list.
I am glad I found you. I am amused and impressed equally ❤
Love your blog, and have nominated you for the One Lovely Blog Award. Congratulations! What to do? Check: http://colourtheday.wordpress.com/awardsinspiration/
Nice blog, Thanks for stopping by.
Hi! Thanks for visiting my blog and for the like! I read your traveling story. Wow! What a miserable adventure! My husband loves comics, too. Which ones do you like?
Hi, Donkey. Most of all, I like the Gravatars of the people who commented on my L O N G trip to the comment box! “Bad Photo” is sweet too. I like your sense of humor. Be back. Thanks!
Thank you for stopping by my blog and for the like!
Thanks for visiting my site!
Hi there,
Thanks for stopping by The Legion of Door Whores and leaving a like for one of my images, it is appreciated 🙂 If you have time, please drop by my photo blogs http://reflectionsofchina.wordpress.com and http://moreimagesfromme.wordpress.com, I do hope you enjoy what you see there!..You have a really nice site here, certainly worthy of a follow. Regards Mark
just sayin: you’re beauitful 😀 caught me off guard to be honest haha 😀
ha ha thanks.. everybody imagines me to be the fat diabetic bald dude 😛
naaa, not really. I usually don’t put faces to the people I read texts of. But I just.. didn’t think you were cute. That’s all haha 😀
ha ha … 🙂
yeah, but let’s leave it at that. it’s starting to embarrass me that I told you in the first place >.<
Hay thanks for the like on my blog, you have a great blog here.
hey dude, kudos to your sense of humor! 🙂 thanks for passing by.
Thanks for the like on my blog! You amuse me. I will be back! 🙂
Thanks for stopping by my blog! I’m enjoying laughing through yours 🙂
THANKS for visiting my “pun-ny” photoblog and leaving a “like.”
–John R.: http://TheDailyGraff.com
thanx for hanging around ma blog,… donkey…!!!!
Thanks for liking stuff on my blog! yours is absolutely hilarious!!! i’ve recently made my blog private, but would love for you to swing by 🙂
Hey Donkey 😉 Thanks for swinging by my blog and for the like 🙂
Really love your blog, makes me laugh out loud (that or i’m really dark mmh?)
Thanks for liking my blog and reading my posts !
Hi Creative Donkey!
Thanks for checking out my blog 🙂 and keep joking 🙂
Hi Donkey, thanks for dropping in on my blog, and for the ‘like’. 🙂
Hey, thanks for stopping by my blog. Now I’ve discovered yours. I could use some humour and I love reading your posts.
Cheers!
Hey,
Thanks for all comics that you have made… and all those people who do smile while reading your comics…I think that´s what people do need …a good laugh! Keep creating and continue in the same positive way! cheers,alex
thanks for leaving a like, donkey
Thanks for liking my River series – I like your sense of humor – keep it up. .
Thanks for leaving a LIKE for me. Glad I found your blog. I’m still laughing after reading some of your posts … Funny stuff. I look forward to keeping up with your posts. 😀
Keep them coming. Great job!
LOL! yes, dark and irreverent sense of humor indeed … Thanks for stopping by and the like on my blogpost.
Hi again
thanks for liking ‘One night Only’, as you can see from the pics and post it was a totally out of this world night.
Thank you for the like.
Duko from Zagreb, Croatia.
Thanks for the like…and LOVE your humor!
Just a quick note to thank you for the like on my blog!
thanks for the like of my post!
Thanks for liking “stone skipping”. I’m glad you enjoy it 🙂
Dude, your “About Me” is hilarious! Can’t wait to read some of your actual posts.
Hi! thanks for the like…and yes, you are definitely creative with sense of humor
Thanks for liking my review of Rebellion. I loved “5 reasons why you should always carry a sickle with you.” So practical. I’m already saving money on my groceries.
Thank you for checking my blog, love your work, funny stuff.
thanks for the like! Great blog.
Nice stuff. Need to work on the spelling, unless that’s part of the fun.
Great name for a blog, I’ve worked with many creative donkeys!
I do not have any idea how you ended up at my blog.. But that surely made me explore your blog too.. Must say,you’re supremely talented man!! 🙂
thanks a lot fren 🙂 I’ll keep visiting yours 🙂
That wud b a privilege 🙂
Can I have your e-mail address please? Wanted an advice from you
Thanks for liking my post about riding a bike as a way to reconnect with nature. Hope you are celebrating Bike Month this May!
So glad you dropped in on my blog, because I needed a good laugh, and your blog delivers! Dig your blog.
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bleed-out, fish-hook. …sure youre not a mule?
last meat-fete from hooker-nite-out suggests a size issue,
but may be impotence is the new sterility.
Hi creative donkey, thanks for liking my post “About fortune again”, I saw your comics, they are brilliant, really fun!
Coo, ta for the likage.
Hi donkey 🙂 Thanks for liking & Would love to ride you 😉
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Thanks for the like on my post! It is officially my first donkey like (except for anonymous donkeys and that one mule).
Thanks for visiting male/female!
Thanks for liking my post and showing how war creativity can go in your blog 😉
Thanks for liking my post and showing in your blog how far creativity can go! 😉
Thanks for liking my post..:)
Hi Creative Donkey!
Your blog is hilarious! Keep spreading the laughs, dude!
Thanks for stopping by my blog. Wishing you all the best!
Best regards,
Mary
Thanks for stopping and liking my post! I wish I could draw like you, your blog is hilarious!
Cheers
keep spreading the laughs 🙂
Really Funny blog!If you had not dropped in at mine, I would never have come across yours! Keep it going!
Thanks man n keep blogging 😛
I just; and I mean JUST posted the video. I’d returned to my e-mail after posting to find your “liked” notice.
The comments are hilarious! And so is the writing! *laughs*
Thanks for dropping by, buddy. I’m glad you did, now I have something cool to read.
LOL Never have i seen an about page with this many comments! and there’s something hilarious in that, too! 🙂 Funny content all around!!
thanks a lot 🙂
I wonder what made you stop by to read my blog – as young and random and erratic it is. I am glad you liked it…is also a nice way to get me to read yours. Creative and enjoyable.
hey!! thanks for visiting my blog which leads me here and lighten up my day!!!lol such funny stuffs u got here… keep blogging!!!
Thanks for venturing into my tantric universe and liking my post “Implosion”. I like your blog here…keep it flowing!
Hey there, stopped in to thank you for liking a couple of my recent posts. Glad I did! You’ve got some great stuff here. I’m looking forward to checking it all out. 🙂
Thanks for visiting my site. Yours is very interesting!! Unique humor and great media mix!
Thanks for stopping by my blog and liking my “one day at a time post”. I can only imagine what brought you to mine, but glad you decided to browse. You have quite the site here, and quite the entertaining sense of humor! Thanks for the laughs and keep going…seems this outlet is a good one for you! Very creative.
Rhonda
Thanks rhonda…. n keep up the good work in ur blog 🙂
Thanks CD…and glad you stopped by again. Seems not many either “got” or enjoyed my little Tick joke…glad you did!
Stay feisty!
Thank you for liking my post 🙂 Have a great day!
Thank you for making a stop and read on my blog, I like what you do here,makes me laugh on a rainy day!
You’re hilarious. Keep it up.
Thanks… u too keep blogging 😛
ha! Thanks for checking out my blog! Were you bored? Did you fall asleep? Don’t tell me. Your stuff is smart, silly, and fun. I’m in!
Can you please teach me how to have people checking out my blog?
Thanks for checking out my blog! Humor is a wonderful cure to many of life’s ills. Keep at it.
Hi there! Thanks for stopping by and glad you liked what you saw!You have an amazingly creative streak in you. Love the cartoons. Keep up the good laughs! 😉
Your work is so funny and unique. I love it! These illustrations are excellent.
Thanks a lot man 🙂
Hello, thanks for stopping by and liking one of my posts! – MFBC
Tears are streaming from my eyes. When I read this I fell out of my chair.
Hi thanks for visiting my blog. I appreciate it. I agree, you are amazingly creative… Your adjective speaks for itself. Have a great day! 🙂
Nice, funny stuff you’ve got…reminds me of the oatmeal, but I can think you can outdo the oatmeal guy…
Thank you for liking my posts.. u r amazingly creative..
Thanks a lot Neeraj.. and you too keep up the gud work! I’ll keep visiting..
Thanks for stopping by my Blog. It’s greatly appreciated. I think I am going to like your sense of humor.
Thanks Scott… I liked going through ur posts too.. n will keep doing so 🙂
Great posts! Keep up the good work!
I appreciate your creativity. BUT it would be cool if you could post some informative posts. your so far posts are just fun, nothing else. pls make good use of ur animated art.make it is such a way tht ppl will remember mr.donkey and his/her site in one go..
cheers
Hello Jogpa, thanks for ur suggestion….but at times i feel like the whole world is filled with informative things n all those intellectual thins.. often forgetting fun part of life… So i figured out… y dont i do something else so that people don’t find here what they find else where… the idea is to see everything in life from fun part of world… a lil humour would make a day.. tak care and have a great day ahead laa!!!
I totally agree! If people want to be informed, then go to a website that is informative. It’s rude to go on someone’s site and tell them to change the direction of it.
thanks da…!! do keep visiting for more interesting posts..!!
great job hai keep going..
same hea…class 12 pass n then Diploma in Information Management…i too learned web designing but urs…..gr888888….evrythingz perfect…..n ya 1 more thing m a gal not a guy…hehehe
I see great!!!
nop….I am just calss 12 pass out…!!! n u? can I know u?
r u graduate??????
hey dude……not bad.you have a great colour choice…I thot girls r better than guyz wen it comes to choosing colour but….u proved me wrong…
Hey man…! thanks for the comment!!! Have a great day!!!
wow!! Nice bro!!
Waw! really funny! Love you for your sence of humour!
yea buddy……..Keep up da pace??????
Good Articles…….but be more realistic in life…………n e how kinda cool………
i r creative…….but stop insulting emo…..coz its kool….by da way..do kool
your website is very cool hope we share more in DIA keep safe….
hi
your website look good..
best wishes for you
GOD bless..
i think it will be a great friendship^^ if were close
i think it will be a great friendship^^
Hi buddy, your website looks cool and you photo!!! Just like Donkey… ha.. ha.. Just kidding.. It awesome…. alys keep that momentum..
Hey,
here is your brother just to congraz you on being able to create a new websites of your own. Keep on updating. Take care
hi i found you in my website
Beautiful webblog