Despite my reputation as a bloated forest dwelling sex offender, I manage to make people laugh with my dark and irreverent sense of humor.
Here are few FAQ’s about me:
Where are you from?
I am creative donkey. I live in the hills feeding on honey comb and pigeon meat. I was thrown out from my house after I had a fight with my house owner. It was his fault, he kept on nagging me saying I did not pay rent for past 4 month.
What with you do to him?
Nothing at all. It really wasn’t a big deal. The guy was fine, but everyone turned it into this huge ordeal. During a fight, I broke his eye socket, fish-hooked his cheek apart and broke his three tooth with a rod. He also suffered brain damage from blood loss, but that is more the paramedics fault than mine for letting him bleed out for so long. After that I was banned from living in the house.
My favorite hobbies are hooker night-out, chainsaw juggling, feeding kittens to the tiger, and playing prank on my blind friend. Once I made him smoke a cigaret filled with gun powder (he he that was fun). On the Sunday afternoon, I like to oil my body and sunbath.
How much money do you have in your pocket?
Isn’t today Tuesday? Why would I carry money on dry days?
Are your emails real one?
Absolutely. All the emails has happened in real time with real persons. Although I only irritate to those people who trouble themselves with the things that are never gonna effect their life in any ways. Having said, I do edit my grammars and spellings before posting it online.