About Me

Despite my reputation as aΒ  bloated forest dwelling sex offender, I manage to make people laugh with my dark and irreverent sense of humor.
Here are few FAQ’s about me:
Where are you from?
I am creative donkey. I live in the hills feeding on honey comb and pigeon meat. I was thrown out from my house after I had a fight with my house owner. It was his fault, he kept on nagging me saying I did not pay rent for past 4 month.

What with you do to him?
Nothing at all. It really wasn’t a big deal. The guy was fine, but everyone turned it into this huge ordeal. During a fight, I broke his eye socket, fish-hooked his cheek apart and broke his three tooth with a rod. He also suffered brain damage from blood loss, but that is more the paramedics fault than mine for letting him bleed out for so long. After that I was banned from living in the house.

Your hobbies?
My favorite hobbies are hooker night-out, chainsaw juggling, feeding kittens to the tiger, and playing prank on my blind friend. Once I made him smoke a cigaret filled with gun powder (he he that was fun). On the Sunday afternoon, I like to oil my body and sunbath.

How much money do you have in your pocket?
Isn’t today Tuesday? Why would I carry money on dry days?

Are your emails real one?
Absolutely. All the emails has happened in real time with real persons. Although I only irritate to those people who trouble themselves with the things that are never gonna effect their life in any ways. Having said, I do edit my grammars and spellings before posting it online.


184 thoughts on “About Me

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  2. dyazafryan

    hi i’m dyaz from indonesia.. thanks for like my post.. and your blog is awsome and interesting..
    thanks.. nice too know you..
    “salam kenal” (indonesia language)

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  3. Riba

    Oh, my! What a creative project. It makes it a bigger pleasure that you “liked” my recent post, “Escape.” I just popped in to thank you. πŸ™‚

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  4. thebumblefiles

    Hi! Thanks for visiting my blog and for the like! I read your traveling story. Wow! What a miserable adventure! My husband loves comics, too. Which ones do you like?

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  5. George Weaver

    Hi, Donkey. Most of all, I like the Gravatars of the people who commented on my L O N G trip to the comment box! “Bad Photo” is sweet too. I like your sense of humor. Be back. Thanks!

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      1. lotsboutnothin

        naaa, not really. I usually don’t put faces to the people I read texts of. But I just.. didn’t think you were cute. That’s all haha πŸ˜€

      2. lotsboutnothin

        yeah, but let’s leave it at that. it’s starting to embarrass me that I told you in the first place >.<

  6. sher

    Thanks for liking stuff on my blog! yours is absolutely hilarious!!! i’ve recently made my blog private, but would love for you to swing by πŸ™‚

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  7. livelife1once

    Hey,

    Thanks for all comics that you have made… and all those people who do smile while reading your comics…I think thatΒ΄s what people do need …a good laugh! Keep creating and continue in the same positive way! cheers,alex

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  8. fiztrainer

    Thanks for leaving a LIKE for me. Glad I found your blog. I’m still laughing after reading some of your posts … Funny stuff. I look forward to keeping up with your posts. πŸ˜€

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  9. Thomas Cotterill

    Thanks for liking my review of Rebellion. I loved “5 reasons why you should always carry a sickle with you.” So practical. I’m already saving money on my groceries.

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  10. quizster

    I do not have any idea how you ended up at my blog.. But that surely made me explore your blog too.. Must say,you’re supremely talented man!! πŸ™‚

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  11. nmurphy17

    Thanks for liking my post about riding a bike as a way to reconnect with nature. Hope you are celebrating Bike Month this May!

    Reply
  12. Edward Coleman

    So glad you dropped in on my blog, because I needed a good laugh, and your blog delivers! Dig your blog.

    Reply
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  20. bookofgrievances

    bleed-out, fish-hook. …sure youre not a mule?
    last meat-fete from hooker-nite-out suggests a size issue,
    but may be impotence is the new sterility.

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  30. Christina Milassin

    Thanks for liking my post and showing in your blog how far creativity can go! πŸ˜‰

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  31. thatlinkup

    The comments are hilarious! And so is the writing! *laughs*

    Thanks for dropping by, buddy. I’m glad you did, now I have something cool to read.

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  32. Green Quill

    I wonder what made you stop by to read my blog – as young and random and erratic it is. I am glad you liked it…is also a nice way to get me to read yours. Creative and enjoyable.

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  33. Rhonda

    Thanks for stopping by my blog and liking my “one day at a time post”. I can only imagine what brought you to mine, but glad you decided to browse. You have quite the site here, and quite the entertaining sense of humor! Thanks for the laughs and keep going…seems this outlet is a good one for you! Very creative.
    Rhonda

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      1. Rhonda

        Thanks CD…and glad you stopped by again. Seems not many either “got” or enjoyed my little Tick joke…glad you did!
        Stay feisty!

  34. IslamicChamper

    Thank you for making a stop and read on my blog, I like what you do here,makes me laugh on a rainy day!

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  35. sparkylaurie

    Hi there! Thanks for stopping by and glad you liked what you saw!You have an amazingly creative streak in you. Love the cartoons. Keep up the good laughs! πŸ˜‰

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  36. aRVee

    Hi thanks for visiting my blog. I appreciate it. I agree, you are amazingly creative… Your adjective speaks for itself. Have a great day! πŸ™‚

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  37. Chitij Karki

    Nice, funny stuff you’ve got…reminds me of the oatmeal, but I can think you can outdo the oatmeal guy…

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  38. jogpa

    I appreciate your creativity. BUT it would be cool if you could post some informative posts. your so far posts are just fun, nothing else. pls make good use of ur animated art.make it is such a way tht ppl will remember mr.donkey and his/her site in one go..
    cheers

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    1. creativedonkey Post author

      Hello Jogpa, thanks for ur suggestion….but at times i feel like the whole world is filled with informative things n all those intellectual thins.. often forgetting fun part of life… So i figured out… y dont i do something else so that people don’t find here what they find else where… the idea is to see everything in life from fun part of world… a lil humour would make a day.. tak care and have a great day ahead laa!!!

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      1. Just!ne

        I totally agree! If people want to be informed, then go to a website that is informative. It’s rude to go on someone’s site and tell them to change the direction of it.

  39. TY

    same hea…class 12 pass n then Diploma in Information Management…i too learned web designing but urs…..gr888888….evrythingz perfect…..n ya 1 more thing m a gal not a guy…hehehe

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  40. TY

    hey dude……not bad.you have a great colour choice…I thot girls r better than guyz wen it comes to choosing colour but….u proved me wrong…

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  41. Ethan Orion

    yea buddy……..Keep up da pace??????
    Good Articles…….but be more realistic in life…………n e how kinda cool………

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  42. Lyrab (crocodile)

    Hi buddy, your website looks cool and you photo!!! Just like Donkey… ha.. ha.. Just kidding.. It awesome…. alys keep that momentum..

    Reply
  43. garjaman

    Hey,
    here is your brother just to congraz you on being able to create a new websites of your own. Keep on updating. Take care

    Reply

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