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Proof I’ll never get a girlfriend -Irritating letter

Note: This conversation happened after I commented on her Facebook picture saying “Is your face painted?” It was actually some photo effects.

Anisha Giri: Ok listen here… I don’t know you very much to begin with. And you are asking if I painted my face. Let me take that as an inquisitive comment rather than something sarcastic. I’m deleting your comment. And please don’t write such things again. Thank you.

Binu Creativedonkey Kumar: Your face looked like it was painted. If you don’t want people to see it and comment, just make your pictures private. And I don’t care if you deleted that comment or not, nobody cares.

Anisha Giri: even if it did.. its non of ur business .. actually was being polite to u… but i din realis that u r such a ashole.. its upto me whether i follow the privacy term or not.. but thnk u for letting me know… i shall be careful next time.

Binu Creativedonkey Kumar:  Yes I am an assholes. Internet is full of assholes, why do you expect me to comment ‘oh you look beautiful’ when you look like you just played Indian festival of color -Holy.

Anisha Giri: and also din realize there r ppl in fb ..my fren list..wer ppl are desperate to comment on sb pic.. also in such a barbaric manner… hmm. haha u write like woman. man..i am nt gud with message quarell.. i rather stop it here

Binu Creativedonkey Kumar: Yea, I was so desperate to comment on your picture. What do you think you are? Some king of celebrity or something off Rotten tomato’s ‘top worst celebrity of the year’ list?

Anisha Giri: perhaps i am.. just chill dude
i dont really want this ok?
ok whatever
i look painted.. fine.. agreed
Binu Creativedonkey Kumar: What’s happening with girls these days? PMS?

Anisha Giri: well.. now u want me to answer that?

Binu Creativedonkey Kumar: Why do you expect only positive comment that are comprised of lies? Why are there no room for true opinion? Just this morning I had to slap my girlfriend real hard, because she didn’t like when I told her that she looked like a pig.

Anisha Giri: oh don’t mistake me… i do have a room for criticism but that i take from ppl i know..whether they are worth for it or not… and u my dear friend.. i kno nth abt u except for ur name… fb name
hmm..so much for a gentleman

Binu Creativedonkey Kumar: You know what? Why don’t we fight dual and solve this forever? You want justice, I want truth. Let’s have a combat and solve this.

Anisha Giri: no no.. no justice needed…thnks…gtg

Binu Creativedonkey Kumar: No, Lets meet at Centenary Park, 5 PM, tomorrow for a fight. Are we allowed to carry weapons? I am sure I will win.

Anisha Giri: i am sure u will. What weapon? Are you serious?

Binu Creativedonkey Kumar: Yea sure, like a man.

Anisha Giri: of course.. are u insecure of ur masculinity? Now that u r arguing with a woman.. also inside a chat box

Binu Creativedonkey Kumar: You are a women? I thought you were a man. You look like a man

Anisha Giri: i will take that as a compliment
u know wat im just too bored to argue… like fucking high school teen..stop it.
i look like a man.. holi face… watever the fuck
i dont fucking care.

Binu Creativedonkey Kumar: You know what? World is full of thorns. You can either try to create a huge carpet to cover all the Thorne or u can just wear a shoe.

Anisha Giri: ok mr. philosopher…i will keep that in mind

Binu Creativedonkey Kumar: Don’t you call me philosopher, women. Don’t you dare. I hate those old retards with wits of a donkey.

Anisha Giri: so much for a comment..

Binu Creativedonkey Kumar: Yea you started. M depressed now, how can u be so rude? Why is everyone hurting me? I feel like committing suicide. My girlfriend broke up with me just for slapping her, now u with all your foul languages and irreverent commentary like I didn’t have enough rough day. I have never seen a person ruder than you.

Anisha Giri: really? u know im sorry bout ur gf.. im sure things will be ok… i wasnt rude.. i was asking u nt to do sth..in a polite way.. u wanted to argue. Anyway, just flush it

Binu Creativedonkey Kumar: A dog also chased me n bit me on my thigh. Just before that I slipped on cow dung and hit my nose on the ground. And now you are challenging me for a dual, calling me asshole, and using all those profane languages. Who taught you those?

Anisha Giri: u know wat i thin u r decent guy.. so i take back calling u shit, using words
but please dont strt another arguement here, really not in a mood.

Binu Creativedonkey Kumar: It hurts me. I never use those words to others. I don’t like someone using that on me

Anisha Giri: u said horrible things to me

Binu Creativedonkey Kumar: Truth is horrible. I was on mobile screen, and it looks like u painted your face. That’s why I asked you in the first place.

Anisha Giri: its cool, i told u i would take that comment as an inquisitive question n not sarcasm.

Binu Creativedonkey Kumar: It’s not cool, I want to fight dual, and you called me asshole. Do you know that an ass-hole refers to a rectum of an anus?

Anisha Giri: but i have to delet it. ok please suit ursel
suit urself… u know no point of arguement here
ok.. glad to know, really don have time for this…